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About the Hotel
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, ME17 2AR,
- Close to The Big Cat Sanctuary
Very good
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Boutique adult-only hotel in Lenham with the largest champagne selection in Kent
Rooms & Suites
The hotel offers highly individual rooms and suites, each uniquely themed to create a personalized experience. Many rooms include a spa bath and a four-poster bed for added comfort. Several suites feature
Dining & Bar
The on-site restaurant has received awards for its classical English dishes prepared with local ingredients. The
Entertainment & Boutique
The hotel hosts frequent live music events and themed evenings throughout the year. The Champagne bar stocks the
Location & Parking
The hotel is situated 5 minutes' drive from the village of Lenham and 2 miles from Lenham Railway Station. Free private parking is available on site for all guests. Nearby attractions include
Adult-Only Experience
The hotel operates as an
Highlights
Rooms: Individually themed suites with spa baths and private hot tubs
Dining: Award-winning restaurant and Champagne bar with largest selection in Kent
Entertainment: Live music events and themed evenings
Boutique: On-site Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique
Parking: Free private parking on site
Audience: Adult-only retreat for couples
“The establishment presents a distinct character, blending a heritage main building with uniquely themed rooms and surprisingly private hot tub facilities. Its attached restaurant merits attention, delivering very good food at reasonable prices, complemented by considerate and genuinely helpful staff who address issues with commendable speed. This is a place that clearly prioritizes a personal touch, making it a refreshing escape.”
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Who'D A Thought It offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
- Deluxe Suite Spa Bath2 persons32 m²1 King-size bedAir conditioningBathtubroom details
- Classic Double Room Shower2 persons16 m²1 Double bedHeatingCoffee machineroom details
- Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath2 persons40 m²1 Double bedBathtubHeatingroom details
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Check-in/ Check-out
Facilities
Who'D A Thought It offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
General
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- Parking
- No pets allowed
- Security
- Adults only
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
- Key access
Guest Parking
- Electric kettle
Services
- Room service
- Housekeeping
- Welcome drink
Dining
- In-room breakfast
- Restaurant
- Bar/ Lounge area
- Picnic area/ Tables
- Special diet menus
Children
- Board games
Spa & Leisure
- Beach umbrellas
- Sun loungers
- Sun terrace
- Garden area
- Jacuzzi
Room features
- Air conditioning
- Heating
- Sitting area
- Patio
- Terrace
- Garden furniture
- Tea and coffee facilities
- Ironing facilities
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Self-catering
- Electric kettle
Media
- Flat-screen TV
Room decor
- Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite
At Who'D A Thought It, culinary delights await, with a focus on British cuisine complemented by thoughtful dietary options. Guests can expect an inviting atmosphere, where ambiance and flavor come together to enhance every meal experience.
Who'D A Thought It Location
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, ME17 2AR,
Explore Lenham
Local Highlights
Leeds Castle
15-minute drive
Leeds Castle, with its stunning architecture and beautiful gardens, offers guided tours and seasonal events throughout the year.
The Big Cat Sanctuary
14-minute drive
The Big Cat Sanctuary features various big cats and offers educational tours, focusing on conservation and animal welfare.
Process Gallery
10-minute drive
An art gallery showcasing contemporary exhibitions, perfect for art lovers wanting to engage with local artists.
Church of St Nicholas
5-minute drive
This historic church, known for its architecture, hosts regular services and is a peaceful spot for reflection.
Go Ape
10-minute drive
An outdoor adventure park perfect for thrill-seekers, featuring zip lines and treetop courses amidst beautiful scenery.
Weald of Kent
10-minute drive
Ideal for relaxation, the Weald of Kent offers beautiful walking trails and a serene environment for a nature escape.
Who'd A Thought It Restaurant
1-minute walk
Offering a cozy atmosphere, this restaurant serves local dishes with a focus on fresh ingredients and seasonal specials.
The George Pub
10-minute drive
A traditional pub featuring classic British cuisine, local ales, and a warm, inviting atmosphere-perfect for casual dining.
The Rose & Crown Bar
10-minute drive
This lively bar offers live music events and a casual vibe, making it a great spot for unwinding after a day of exploring.
Lashenden Air Warfare Museum
15-minute drive
A unique venue showcasing aviation history with fascinating exhibits; ideal for families and enthusiasts alike.
Getting around
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
until 11 am
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
The hotel Who'D A Thought It serves a full breakfast for free.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
20
Former name
who'd a thought it
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about Who'D A Thought It from previous guests about their experience.
Pros
Quirky decor
Friendly staff
Delicious breakfast
Beautiful gardens
Personal touches
Cons
Uncomfortable bed
Room cleanliness issues
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